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T-SHIRT DOOBIE OR NOT
Ray Troll's Doobie T-shirt
If you're a fan of Shakespeare or the "Devil's lettuce" ... this is the perfect shirt for you! Alas, poor Yorick!
Ray Troll says: "A tough existential conundrum. It’s a hard one to answer, especially when you’re already stoned. A bowl? An edible? A spliff? A doobie or not a doobie?"
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Ray Troll says: "A tough existential conundrum. It’s a hard one to answer, especially when you’re already stoned. A bowl? An edible? A spliff? A doobie or not a doobie?"
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT562AT-SZ
T-SHIRT COULD BE WORSE
"Could Be Worse"
A flounder with an ironic message...
Ray Troll says: "Say hello to Daryl the Downer Flounder! If you can relate to his attitude then this shirts the one for you!"
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (blue fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Ray Troll says: "Say hello to Daryl the Downer Flounder! If you can relate to his attitude then this shirts the one for you!"
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (blue fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT563AT-SZ
T-SHIRT DRINK LIKE A FISH
"Drink Like a Fish" T-shirt
A drunken fish party with a message...
Ray Troll says: "Yet another piece of mine that encourages questionable behavior. Sorry about that. It really would be better to say “Drink Like a Fish Responsibly” but it just didn’t have the right ring to it."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Ray Troll says: "Yet another piece of mine that encourages questionable behavior. Sorry about that. It really would be better to say “Drink Like a Fish Responsibly” but it just didn’t have the right ring to it."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT564AT-SZ
T-SHIRT EMPIRE STRIKES BASS
Ray Troll Star Wars T-shirt
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Ray Troll says: "Every now and then even an evil guy's gotta put down the lightsaber and pick up a fishing rod to enjoy the simple pleasures of a fish striking your line."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Ray Troll says: "Every now and then even an evil guy's gotta put down the lightsaber and pick up a fishing rod to enjoy the simple pleasures of a fish striking your line."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT578AT-SZ
T-SHIRT ETERNAL SALMON
Eternal Salmon T-shirt
Ray Troll says: "The hopeful message behind this T-shirt image is that if we take care of the salmon they will continue to feed and nurture us forever."
Designed by Memo Jauregui and Skip Jensen.
Text around images reads: ETERNAL SALMON, water born creatures our connection to the world spirits of the oceans rivers to the sea in a gesture in a fin sparkling scales a glint of silver the endless void blackness among the bones and the plankton a flicker of light.
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT581-SZ
T-SHIRT HANDY GUIDE
Handy Salmon Name Guide T-shirt
"A handy guide to Pacific salmon names."
A fun illustration that helps you remember the five salmon species.
Chum rhymes with thumb; "poke you in the eye" Sockeye; King for your biggest finger; Silver for the ring finger; and Pink for the pinkie.
Ray Troll says: "My drawing is inspired by studying the look of old palm-reading charts."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
A fun illustration that helps you remember the five salmon species.
Chum rhymes with thumb; "poke you in the eye" Sockeye; King for your biggest finger; Silver for the ring finger; and Pink for the pinkie.
Ray Troll says: "My drawing is inspired by studying the look of old palm-reading charts."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT582AT-SZ
T-SHIRT FIVE FISH 10 NAMES
Five Fish, 10 Names T-shirt
A beautiful design illustrating the five Pacific salmon species that are the lifeblood of the Pacific Northwest and Alaskan fishing industries.
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (navy blue fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (navy blue fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT592AT-SZ
T-SHIRT DUNGIES & DRAGONS
Ray Troll's Dungies & Dragons T-shirt
If you're a fan of the classic role-playing game and Dungeness crabbing... this is the perfect shirt for you!
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT595AT-SZ
T-SHIRT SPAWNTANEOUS COMB
"Spawntaneous Combustion" T-shirt
A flaming tattoo-style shirt, featuring roaring flames, a salmon and an electric guitar. This design was used for the Salmonfest Music and Art Festival in Ninilchik. Alaska.
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT599-SZ
T-SHIRT HEMPY
"Hempy" T-shirt
Ray Troll says: "I remember when this one 'flitted' across my brain. I was on the MV Taku with a bunch of my friends in the dead of winter and we were talking about salmon (of course!). Sitka author Richard Nelson was goofing around and using an 'Inspector Clouseau' French accent and he said 'humpy' the way that Peter Sellers would have in the movies. Immediately this image popped into my brain and I scribbled it on a cocktail napkin."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (olive green fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT614-SZ
T-SHIRT YOUTH PLANET OCEAN
"Planet Ocean" T-shirt
Ray Troll says: "There’s many a critter depicted in the lovely orb of our watery planet, including yours truly, diving after a ratfish in the lower right. How many fish and marine mammals can you identify?"
Available in youth sizes.
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (navy blue fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT625YT-SZ
T-SHIRT RETURN OF THE SOCKEYE
Return of the Sockeye T-shirt
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Back by popular demand: The Return of the Sockeye! This T-shirt depicts the epic struggle between the evil empire of Darth Starfish and the rebellious Sockeye Warriors.
Ray says: "When the malevolent empire threatened the legions of brave, goodhearted interstellar fishermen, they called out for help. The rebels were willing to do battle with the dark forces and called upon the Sockeye Warriors to join them. The Trolls of Zardoz were on their side, and their numbers grew."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Back by popular demand: The Return of the Sockeye! This T-shirt depicts the epic struggle between the evil empire of Darth Starfish and the rebellious Sockeye Warriors.
Ray says: "When the malevolent empire threatened the legions of brave, goodhearted interstellar fishermen, they called out for help. The rebels were willing to do battle with the dark forces and called upon the Sockeye Warriors to join them. The Trolls of Zardoz were on their side, and their numbers grew."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT641-SZ
HOODIE RETURN OF THE SOCKEYE
Return of the Sockeye hooded sweatshirt
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Back by popular demand: The Return of the Sockeye! This T-shirt depicts the epic struggle between the evil empire of Darth Starfish and the rebellious Sockeye Warriors.
Ray says: "When the malevolent empire threatened the legions of brave, goodhearted interstellar fishermen, they called out for help. The rebels were willing to do battle with the dark forces and called upon the Sockeye Warriors to join them. The Trolls of Zardoz were on their side, and their numbers grew."
Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester blend hooded sweatshirt with a front pocket.
High-quality print on the front of the hoodie.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Back by popular demand: The Return of the Sockeye! This T-shirt depicts the epic struggle between the evil empire of Darth Starfish and the rebellious Sockeye Warriors.
Ray says: "When the malevolent empire threatened the legions of brave, goodhearted interstellar fishermen, they called out for help. The rebels were willing to do battle with the dark forces and called upon the Sockeye Warriors to join them. The Trolls of Zardoz were on their side, and their numbers grew."
Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester blend hooded sweatshirt with a front pocket.
High-quality print on the front of the hoodie.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT6413-SZ
T-SHIRT GOT INK
Ray Troll's Got Ink? T-shirt
Check out this awesome, hardcore tattooed octopus! Octo-tattoo. Oct-tattoo. Octattoo.
He's telling you to get some ink so you stand out from the crowd. Ray Troll designed this octopus tattooist after discussing it with his personal tattoo artist, while under the needle.
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (navy blue fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
He's telling you to get some ink so you stand out from the crowd. Ray Troll designed this octopus tattooist after discussing it with his personal tattoo artist, while under the needle.
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (navy blue fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT649ATGI-SZ
HOODIE GOT INK?
Got Ink? Tattooed octopus hooded sweatshirt
Check out this awesome, hardcore tattooed octopus!
Octo-tattoo. Oct-tattoo. Oct-a-too.
He's telling you to get some ink so you stand out from the crowd.
Ray Troll designed this octopus tattooist after discussing it with his personal tattoo artist, while under the needle.
Printed on a heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester blend hooded sweatshirt with a front pocket.
High-quality, multi-color print is on the front of the hoodie.
Fabric color: Navy blue.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Octo-tattoo. Oct-tattoo. Oct-a-too.
He's telling you to get some ink so you stand out from the crowd.
Ray Troll designed this octopus tattooist after discussing it with his personal tattoo artist, while under the needle.
Printed on a heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester blend hooded sweatshirt with a front pocket.
High-quality, multi-color print is on the front of the hoodie.
Fabric color: Navy blue.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT649HD-SZ
T-SHIRT SOCKEYEDELIC
Ray Troll's Sockeyedelic T-shirt
A fishy, psychedelic shirt.
Ray says: "What can I say other than the sixties were good to me, man. And who doesn’t love sockeye salmon?"
A "piscatorial" mandala that you can really get lost in.
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT671-SZ
T-SHIRT FISH & CHIPS
Ray Troll "Fish & Chips" T-shirt
Fish and Chips! A punny shirt showing some REAL card sharks.
Ray says: "Card-playing fish, a sort of twisted homage to that lowbrow masterwork of kitsch Dogs Playing Cards."
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (Navy blue fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Ray says: "Card-playing fish, a sort of twisted homage to that lowbrow masterwork of kitsch Dogs Playing Cards."
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (Navy blue fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT674-SZ
T-SHIRT SURF ALASKA
Ray Troll's Surf Alaska T-shirt
If you're a fan of surfing in the chill... this is the perfect shirt for you!
Ray Troll says: "Believe it or not there's quite a surf scene up here in Alaska with brave souls catching big cold waves."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Ray Troll says: "Believe it or not there's quite a surf scene up here in Alaska with brave souls catching big cold waves."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT675-SZ
T-SHIRT BAITFUL DEAD
Ray Troll's Baitful Dead T-shirt
If you're a fan of Jerry Garcia ... this is the perfect shirt for you!
Ray Troll says: "My slightly warped tribute to the world’s original jam band the Grateful Dead, featuring a skull-full of slithering little creepy crawlies."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Ray Troll says: "My slightly warped tribute to the world’s original jam band the Grateful Dead, featuring a skull-full of slithering little creepy crawlies."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT682AT-SZ
HOODIE SPAWN TILL YOU DIE, VINTAGE
Ray Troll's "Spawn Till You Die" hooded sweatshirt
Vintage "Spawn Till You Die" hooded sweatshirt.
Ray Troll's most popular design, seen worldwide by rock stars, rebels and commercial fishermen.
Now printed on a nice sweatshirt for year-round wear.
Ray says: "It sums up the two great urges in life quite nicely: Eros and Thanatos; Love and Death. What else is there?"
Printed on a heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester blend hooded sweatshirt with a front pocket.
High-quality, white ink print is on the front of the hoodie.
Fabric color: Black.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Ray Troll's most popular design, seen worldwide by rock stars, rebels and commercial fishermen.
Now printed on a nice sweatshirt for year-round wear.
Ray says: "It sums up the two great urges in life quite nicely: Eros and Thanatos; Love and Death. What else is there?"
Printed on a heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester blend hooded sweatshirt with a front pocket.
High-quality, white ink print is on the front of the hoodie.
Fabric color: Black.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT686HD-SZ
T-SHIRT EAT WILD SALMON
Ray Troll's "Eat Wild Salmon" T-shirt
Farmed fish don't taste nearly as good as wild fish: that's just common sense. They can spread disease and often contain chemicals and antibiotics, too. Yuck.
Ray says: "Farmed Atlantic Salmon have flooded the fish markets of the world for the last decade or so causing a huge negative impact on Alaskan fishermen."
Show your support for sustainable Alaskan wild fisheries with this great shirt. Fish are not for farming. Eat wild salmon.
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Ray says: "Farmed Atlantic Salmon have flooded the fish markets of the world for the last decade or so causing a huge negative impact on Alaskan fishermen."
Show your support for sustainable Alaskan wild fisheries with this great shirt. Fish are not for farming. Eat wild salmon.
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT704-SZ
T-SHIRT YTH WHALE OF A TIME
"Whale of a Time" t-shirt
Ray Troll says: "I remember the day that I first saw a whale breach and the wild amazement that ripped through the crowd watching from the deck of the Alaska state ferry. One can’t help but be truly amazed by these gigantic see going mammals, especially when they hurtle their massive bodies out of the water. The whales on the shirt are: Orca, Humpback, Bowhead, Minke, Gray, Beluga and Narwhal."
Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (Dark Blue fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.
Item#:
RTT709YT-SZ
T-SHIRT FISH HARD
Ray Troll's "Fish hard, die free" T-shirt
Fish hard.
Die free.
A rebellious shirt with a sneaky salute to 15th century Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch.
Ray says: "A skeleton riding a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, a red devil, flames, a fishing pole, giant snarling fish... what else do you need?"
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Die free.
A rebellious shirt with a sneaky salute to 15th century Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch.
Ray says: "A skeleton riding a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, a red devil, flames, a fishing pole, giant snarling fish... what else do you need?"
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT718-SZ
T-SHIRT HOOK ME BEAT ME
Ray Troll's Hook Me, Beat Me T-shirt
Hook me, beat me, cook me, eat me.
A straightforward message for making fish into food.
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
A straightforward message for making fish into food.
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT781-SZ
T-SHIRT IF YOU MUST SMOKE
Ray Troll's "If you must smoke" T-shirt
"If you must smoke, smoke salmon."
Ray says: "A public service announcement... cigarette smoking is still prevalent in our society... C'mon people, switch to salmon!"
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (green fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Ray says: "A public service announcement... cigarette smoking is still prevalent in our society... C'mon people, switch to salmon!"
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (green fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT791-SZ
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