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T-SHIRT ETERNAL SALMON

Eternal Salmon T-shirt

Ray Troll says: "The hopeful message behind this T-shirt image is that if we take care of the salmon they will continue to feed and nurture us forever."
Designed by Memo Jauregui and Skip Jensen.

Text around images reads: ETERNAL SALMON, water born creatures – our connection to the world – spirits of the oceans – rivers to the sea – in a gesture – in a fin – sparkling scales – a glint of silver – the endless void – blackness – among the bones and the plankton – a flicker of light.
 
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Item#:
RTT581-SZ

T-SHIRT SPAWN OF THE DEAD

Spawn of the Dead T-shirt
A slightly morbid shirt for the folks who know the truth of the salmon life cycle.
If you like zombies, salmon, or salmon-zombies, you'll love this T-shirt.
Forget The Walking Dead and think of those slowly-dying swimmers up in Alaska.

Ray says: "Salmon truly are the 'Spawn of the Dead', because if you stop and think for a minute, you'll realize that every single salmon is born an orphan!"

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT639-SZ

T-SHIRT RETURN OF THE SOCKEYE

Return of the Sockeye T-shirt
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Back by popular demand: The Return of the Sockeye! This T-shirt depicts the epic struggle between the evil empire of Darth Starfish and the rebellious Sockeye Warriors.

Ray says: "When the malevolent empire threatened the legions of brave, goodhearted interstellar fishermen, they called out for help. The rebels were willing to do battle with the dark forces and called upon the Sockeye Warriors to join them. The Trolls of Zardoz were on their side, and their numbers grew."

Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT641-SZ

HOODIE RETURN OF THE SOCKEYE

Return of the Sockeye hooded sweatshirt
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Back by popular demand: The Return of the Sockeye! This T-shirt depicts the epic struggle between the evil empire of Darth Starfish and the rebellious Sockeye Warriors.

Ray says: "When the malevolent empire threatened the legions of brave, goodhearted interstellar fishermen, they called out for help. The rebels were willing to do battle with the dark forces and called upon the Sockeye Warriors to join them. The Trolls of Zardoz were on their side, and their numbers grew."

Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester blend hooded sweatshirt with a front pocket.
High-quality print on the front of the hoodie.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT6413-SZ

HOODIE GOT INK?

Got Ink? Tattooed octopus hooded sweatshirt
Check out this awesome, hardcore tattooed octopus!
Octo-tattoo. Oct-tattoo. Oct-a-too.
He's telling you to get some ink so you stand out from the crowd.
Ray Troll designed this octopus tattooist after discussing it with his personal tattoo artist, while under the needle.
Printed on a heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester blend hooded sweatshirt with a front pocket.
High-quality, multi-color print is on the front of the hoodie.
Fabric color: Navy blue.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT649HD-SZ

T-SHIRT BIG BUTS

Ray Troll's Big Buts T-shirt

Sir Mix-A-Lot would approve.

Ray says: "I like big buts, I cannot lie! Who doesn't? We're talking about large halibut here!"

Halibut are very large flatfish that can reach almost nine feet in length and weigh over 500 pounds.

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (chocolate brown fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.

Item#:
RTT663-SZ

T-SHIRT FISH & CHIPS

Ray Troll "Fish & Chips" T-shirt
Fish and Chips! A punny shirt showing some REAL card sharks.

Ray says: "Card-playing fish, a sort of twisted homage to that lowbrow masterwork of kitsch Dogs Playing Cards."

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (Navy blue fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT674-SZ

HOODIE SPAWN TILL YOU DIE, VINTAGE

Ray Troll's "Spawn Till You Die" hooded sweatshirt
Vintage "Spawn Till You Die" hooded sweatshirt.

Ray Troll's most popular design, seen worldwide by rock stars, rebels and commercial fishermen.
Now printed on a nice sweatshirt for year-round wear.
Ray says: "It sums up the two great urges in life quite nicely: Eros and Thanatos; Love and Death. What else is there?"

Printed on a heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester blend hooded sweatshirt with a front pocket.
High-quality, white ink print is on the front of the hoodie.
Fabric color: Black.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT686HD-SZ

T-SHIRT FEEDING THE WORLD

Ray Troll's "Feeding the World" T-shirt
"Feeding the World" T-Shirt

Features a salute to seiners, trollers, gillnetters and longliners -- the four main commercial fishing groups of the North Pacific Ocean. The art depicts a big mouthed lingcod with salmon, rockfish and halibut swimming about.

Ray says: "Eat more fish! It's great for your brain, your heart and your eyesight."

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (navy blue fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT695-SZ

T-SHIRT EAT WILD SALMON

Ray Troll's "Eat Wild Salmon" T-shirt
Farmed fish don't taste nearly as good as wild fish: that's just common sense. They can spread disease and often contain chemicals and antibiotics, too. Yuck.

Ray says: "Farmed Atlantic Salmon have flooded the fish markets of the world for the last decade or so causing a huge negative impact on Alaskan fishermen."

Show your support for sustainable Alaskan wild fisheries with this great shirt. Fish are not for farming. Eat wild salmon.

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT704-SZ

T-SHIRT FISH HARD

Ray Troll's "Fish hard, die free" T-shirt
Fish hard.
Die free.
A rebellious shirt with a sneaky salute to 15th century Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch.

Ray says: "A skeleton riding a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, a red devil, flames, a fishing pole, giant snarling fish... what else do you need?"

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT718-SZ

T-SHIRT NO FREE LUNCH

Ray Troll's "No Free Lunch" T-shirt
Nullum gratuitum prandium.
There is no free lunch; no lunch is ever truly free.
This shirt shows Ray Troll's take on the old adage "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch".

Ray says: "A homage to Pieter Bruegal's 1556 masterpiece, Big Fish Eat Little Fish... I gave it a little bit of a southeast Alaskan twist with a lingcod, a snapper, decorated warbonnets, and a sockeye salmon... and a nerdy-looking fellow snarfing a sardine sandwich."

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT744-SZ

T-SHIRT HOOK ME BEAT ME

Ray Troll's Hook Me, Beat Me T-shirt
Hook me, beat me, cook me, eat me.
A straightforward message for making fish into food.
Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.
Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT781-SZ

T-SHIRT IF YOU MUST SMOKE

Ray Troll's "If you must smoke" T-shirt
"If you must smoke, smoke salmon."

Ray says: "A public service announcement... cigarette smoking is still prevalent in our society... C'mon people, switch to salmon!"

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (green fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.
Item#:
RTT791-SZ
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