Fish and Chips! A punny shirt showing some REAL card sharks.

Ray says: "Card-playing fish, a sort of twisted homage to that lowbrow masterwork of kitsch Dogs Playing Cards."

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (Navy blue fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.

Ray Troll says: "I remember the day that I first saw a whale breach and the wild amazement that ripped through the crowd watching from the deck of the Alaska state ferry. One can’t help but be truly amazed by these gigantic see going mammals, especially when they hurtle their massive bodies out of the water. The whales on the shirt are: Orca, Humpback, Bowhead, Minke, Gray, Beluga and Narwhal."

Seattle Marine logo t-shirt.
100% cotton.
Color: Red with circular logo.

A beautiful design illustrating the five Pacific salmon species that are the lifeblood of the Pacific Northwest and Alaskan fishing industries.

Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (navy blue fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.

A relaxed-fit, lightweight T-shirt.
Fights sweat and keeps you visible.
Breathable and durable knit polyester fabric.
FastDry technology wicks away sweat so you can stay focused.
Left-chest pocket keeps items close at hand.
Tagless neck label won't scratch.
Color: Bright lime.

Fish hard.
Die free.
A rebellious shirt with a sneaky salute to 15th century Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch.

Ray says: "A skeleton riding a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, a red devil, flames, a fishing pole, giant snarling fish... what else do you need?"

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.

"If you must smoke, smoke salmon."

Ray says: "A public service announcement... cigarette smoking is still prevalent in our society... C'mon people, switch to salmon!"

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (green fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Ray Troll says: "Every now and then even an evil guy's gotta put down the lightsaber and pick up a fishing rod to enjoy the simple pleasures of a fish striking your line."

Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.

If you're a fan of Shakespeare or the "Devil's lettuce" ... this is the perfect shirt for you! Alas, poor Yorick!

Ray Troll says: "A tough existential conundrum. It’s a hard one to answer, especially when you’re already stoned. A bowl? An edible? A spliff? A doobie or not a doobie?"

Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.

 A flaming tattoo-style shirt, featuring roaring flames, a salmon and an electric guitar. This design was used for the Salmonfest Music and Art Festival in Ninilchik. Alaska.

Seattle Marine logo t-shirt.
100% cotton.
Color: Navy blue with circular logo.

A relaxed-fit, lightweight T-shirt.
Fights sweat and keeps you visible.
Breathable and durable knit polyester fabric.
FastDry technology wicks away sweat so you can stay focused.
Left-chest pocket keeps items close at hand.
Tagless neck label won't scratch.
Color: Bright orange.

Seattle Marine logo t-shirt.
100% cotton.
Color: Black shirt, circular logo

Farmed fish don't taste nearly as good as wild fish: that's just common sense. They can spread disease and often contain chemicals and antibiotics, too. Yuck.

Ray says: "Farmed Atlantic Salmon have flooded the fish markets of the world for the last decade or so causing a huge negative impact on Alaskan fishermen."

Show your support for sustainable Alaskan wild fisheries with this great shirt. Fish are not for farming. Eat wild salmon.

Sewn from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality large print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.

If you're a fan of the classic role-playing game and Dungeness crabbing... this is the perfect shirt for you!

Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Back by popular demand: The Return of the Sockeye! This T-shirt depicts the epic struggle between the evil empire of Darth Starfish and the rebellious Sockeye Warriors.

Ray says: "When the malevolent empire threatened the legions of brave, goodhearted interstellar fishermen, they called out for help. The rebels were willing to do battle with the dark forces and called upon the Sockeye Warriors to join them. The Trolls of Zardoz were on their side, and their numbers grew."

Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.

Available in sizes small, medium, large, extra-large and double extra large.

If you're a fan of Jerry Garcia ... this is the perfect shirt for you!

Ray Troll says: "My slightly warped tribute to the world’s original jam band the Grateful Dead, featuring a skull-full of slithering little creepy crawlies."

Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.

Seattle Marine logo t-shirt.
100% cotton.
Color: Glacier blue with circular logo.

If you're a fan of surfing in the chill... this is the perfect shirt for you!

Ray Troll says: "Believe it or not there's quite a surf scene up here in Alaska with brave souls catching big cold waves."

Sewn from 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton (black fabric).
High-quality print on the front of the shirt.